Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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