everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I'm always down for nudity.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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