I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
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Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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