I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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