hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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