I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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