Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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