Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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