did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
no, he came in my armpit
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
