so explain again why im purple
no
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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