I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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