If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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