STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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