Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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