i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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