Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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