Sry I called you an 8
I wannas sexs uuuuu
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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