So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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