i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We have started to decorate penises.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Two words: nipple clamps
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