found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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