looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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