Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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