This house was built for laser tag.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
