new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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