Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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