HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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