i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
3pm strippers are depressing
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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