I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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