Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
