pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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