Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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