no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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