He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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