would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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