The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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