mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
only you would photoshop your dick
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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