what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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