She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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