would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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