Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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