that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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