This is not my ceiling
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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