Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
i think i just lost a toe
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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