i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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