# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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