me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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