I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
what if I'm pregnant?
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I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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