After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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