I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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