i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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