I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
And then he peed in my hair
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