I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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