i just had sex bonerless
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
