wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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